2012-12-27 [Schlachter]: [Sicarius] think harder... the answer is on my profile too...
Will by itself carries guilt unless you have a "special" kind of will... you couldn't live with yourself should you deny guilt & hide it. It eventually comes back to haunt you...
"known to a fool" or "known to be a fool"?
In the first case, it implies I am a fool... so you are quoting a fool to me because I am a fool? Where is the logic in that? I don't think that's what you meant.
Second, well, you wouldn't have answered my question.

Sure, but you are giving me of your time... time cannot be replaced. You are essentially giving me a piece of your existence.

2012-12-27 [Schlachter]: [GlassCasket] I side with you on the fact that we are not quite animals, [Sicarius] wishes to deny the soul & the existence of a will that is internal to us. I do not think this is a very viable premise...

Your view is also very correct as far as logic is concerned. We do have to kill to eat. A plant has a life, just as an animal does, we are no better. Yet we feel guilt for doing so... a wolf never regrets catching a hare & eating it. Yet, somehow, we feel sad by the killing of the critter. So essentially we start off innocent, then lose it through our knowledge of the world we get exposed to... yes?

2012-12-27 [Schlachter]: Does anyone care to guess why the ancient Egyptians' gods had human bodies, but animal heads? (most other pagan belief systems have this dilemma)

2012-12-27 [Sicarius]: Well then, I suppose I shall have to go back and reread your profile then...and I have already made the correction...thank you kindly for pointing it out...As a fool, I quote a fool to a fellow fool...as all (or most all) of us possess a degree of foolishness, does it not then follow that we are fools?

Ah, but bringing in souls and will into this little discourse of ours brings up the question of just what a soul is...as for will, well, what is it precisely that makes our wills any different from another creature's?

And what care you if I am? It is, after all, mine to do with as I please...regardless, most all things come to an inevitable conclusion...

2012-12-27 [Schlachter]: [Sicarius] well, you don't have to read the whole thing, it's in the second picture: salvation. Religion has offered this to people in order to cleanse them of guilt & restore their natal state. Let's face it though... only bourgeois religion is left, & that is what that picture depicts.

No problem, clarity is a key to avoiding mis-communication.
Yes, we are all fools... but some of us strive not to be I would like to think. That is the difference. But why quote a fool quoting foolishness? If what he said was not foolish, then I would not question.

It isn't necessary to define a soul to perceive it as a black-box & know of its existence. Do you believe we are just flesh & bone & nothing else? Does nothing inhabit our body other than chemical processes randomly dictated?
What makes you believe other creatures even have a will? They are all acting according to some hive-mind will in nature by the scientific looks of things.

I warn people of harm as I do not wish to deal any harm to someone who does not deserve it. So if it is coming your way, I must warn... I assume however that you are mature enough to decide for yourself whether to shun it or accept it.
As for an inevitable conclusion... not everything is black & white or obvious to the extent that there could always be a conclusion to depend on. In the end... it is all perception. But that perception is NOT a conclusion.

2012-12-27 [Sicarius]: Mister Schlachter, you offer a very interesting perspective...quite unique...

Yes, some of us do indeed strive to be something more...As for Mister Greene's foolishness, it can be forgiven quite easily I think...perhaps, he himself was striving to become something less than a fool himself...and I doubt he chose for others to seize upon that particular tidbit of "wisdom" and immortalize it...

One could argue such a thing...I would not necessarily agree with them. Ah, but could it not be argued that the will of which you are speaking is merely an extension (not the precisely the terminology I am looking for here, but I trust you understand what I mean) of what others deem the instinct to survive?

If I am to be punished, then methinks I have, in some form or fashion, earned it, whether or not I am aware precisely what I have done to earn it. Sooner or later we all must take our lumps...

2012-12-27 [Schlachter]: [Sicarius] it is not my own... I have simply revived it. It is about to be forever forgotten...
So many insult it in such a shallow fashion without understanding why it is in the first place. I'm sure many died on a cross... but why do wear hear of THIS particular man? & so much after his death?

Greene's quote has no wisdom in it; if it were up to him, he would have us be animals in the moral direction he is headed. Animals need no wisdom, so it is pointless to attempt for it in his book -- it is much more economical to just cut to the chase. That is why I shunned him & his quote. It was not a well thought of quote & if you linger on it, it rings of hedonism. LaFontaine, Wittgenstein or Nietzsche offer better insight on his view.

The instinct to survive however (& I picked up on what you meant) does not come with guilt though (assuming we share this will with animals according to your argument)... then chicken or egg here: will as a result of nature or nature as a result of will? If all have a will, you could not have a perpetual nature in theory. It would have to come to an end as entropy can only ever increase. If so, then you admittedly deny a recurring universe. Then we have creationism... then we enter the grounds of religion. So in a world where there is no "will"... there is also no guilt. But why would you argue that? It is but a material system with no ulterior meaning... in which case, why ask questions beyond the utilitarian scope?

I still have to filter that factor that I contribute to your harm in a way or another; whether you believe you deserve it or not is up to you to decide with yourself. I must still warn you that punishment can ensue, & that I do not want responsibility of it... that you do want it upon yourself.
As long as I am not liable for particular lumps, then I am fine with it... it is when I give away lumps to those who are innocent to the cause of those lumps that I have a problem. Who wishes harm to the innocent? There is no justification that time lumps us all means that I should not be accountable for additional lumps caused directly or indirectly by me... as long as one will take the burden from me, I will proceed further. Without it... I won't...

2012-12-27 [Sicarius]: Do forgive my rudeness in running out in the middle of this discussion, I hope, at some point to return to it...work calls, and as we are currently short staffed, I've been asked to pick up slack. In the meantime, take care.

2012-12-27 @Not logged in user@: No problem at all. Carry on with your worldly deeds as must we all. So comes your calling & the diner has to once again take to its sombre, sinister & gloomy emptiness -- occasionally reminiscing of past glories that may never come to be.

2012-12-27 [Schlachter]: [Sicarius] if the topic disappears by the next time you have time, you can either try to revive it here, or if that fails, simply message me. I never forget any conversations I have.

2012-12-27 [GlassCasket]: SO MUCH READING I HAVE TO DO!!!

2012-12-27 [Schlachter]: lol; tldr?

2012-12-27 [GlassCasket]: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY COOKIES?!?!

2012-12-27 [Stephen]: I believe it should be, "Where the fuck are my cookies?!?!".

2012-12-27 [GlassCasket]: *hides in an empty house* shhhh it's the grammar nazis!!!

2012-12-27 [Morgoth]: THE FUCK MY COOKIES WAS AT?!

2012-12-27 [GlassCasket]: Oh mort, your so...interesting lol

2012-12-27 [Morgoth]: THE FUCK THEY IS BE?! *grabs you by the collar* AM WAS?! WHAT THEY WERE?!?!! *starts smacking you around*

2012-12-27 [Schlachter]: I'd like to see if anything at all happens after he becomes queen...

2012-12-27 [Stephen]: Morty, hush up.
You're using words too large for you to understand the proper meaning. ):

2012-12-27 [GlassCasket]: *explodes*

2012-12-27 [Nekko fox]: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

2012-12-27 [Schlachter]: [Nekko fox]: crazy talk!

2012-12-28 [GlassCasket]: I am soooo confused

2012-12-28 [Nekko fox]: * is dragged off by the men in white lab coats*

2012-12-28 [GlassCasket]: goo riddance, *throws batarang*

2012-12-28 [Nekko fox]: *the batarang is actually a bar and is summarily selected by Ozzy Osbourne, who bites its head off and spits the head at GC before singing an awkward rendition of Crazy Train*

2012-12-28 [Schlachter]: "I'm going off the rails on a Crazy Train!"
* derails train on purpose & drives it on regular roads smashing anything in the way -- including people, grannies, single moms, cute fluffy animals, babies, babies with scabies, & ESPECIALLY CHILDREN *
BEHOLD: THE BEGINNING!

2012-12-29 [GlassCasket]: *laminates a flattened puppy*

2012-12-29 [Schlachter]: * grabs two innocent bystanders outside the train from the train using a meathook on chains & forces them under the railing to trim off excess parts to extract 2 femurs to add as horns to the train *
Business is good...

2012-12-29 [Nekko fox]: And thus did God create the universe.

2012-12-29 [Schlachter]: Good is not for resale, sale, purchase, retail, or any other commercial activity.
No soliciting. No loitering. No existing.
All are required to die. Now is a good time...
ALL ABOARD!
* constructs a "human"-catcher on the now maddeningly fast-moving crazy train with spikes, awls, hatchets, guillotines, saws & blades as it accelerates towards the doom of all *
Here nerdy, nerdy, nerd... here girl... come get the browser cookie... that's right... this way for the delicious goods & manga, hentai, porn & /r/gonewild... what else do you like?

2013-01-06 [GlassCasket]: *poops*

2013-01-06 [Schlachter]: * [GlassCasket] has unlocked a secret: BFG 10,000 appears in front of him *

2013-01-23 [GlassCasket]: *explodes*

2013-01-24 [Schlachter]: Dammit!!! That was my last one too!!!

2013-01-24 [Schlachter]: [sammie h!] if you want me to start bringing out your past experiences, you're on the right track. I'm not the only one who's frankly annoyed with your meaningless crap & blatant harassment of the EP community... I'm starting to wonder if it is not just a reflection of the actual state of your life.
You keep Spamming users with things they are not even interested in, in order to make yourself popular & get them to believe you have any power or authority over them (poor scare tactics?)... then somehow argue like you are doing it to "help" the guards when they don't seem to want or need help (especially yours). It seems to me they just want you off their case. Since you can't delete my comment here, I suggest you leave well enough alone before I actually do cough up a report that will give you the attention -- not likely the kind you seek -- you seem to need. You never were a very bright one were you?

2013-01-24 [GlassCasket]: [sammie h!] i swear to all that is holy, unholy, and every god damn thing in the middle that if you do not FUCK OFF i will start a petition to get your ass banned. how many times can i say this? LEAVE INNOCENT PEOPLE ALONE! Nobody wants to see your useless self-exploitation!!! how can we make this any clearer? if you want to be a whore for attention or power or whatever the hell it is you want out of this, do it in a dark corner where NOBODY can fucking see you!!! now kindly, GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

2013-01-24 [Schlachter]: [GlassCasket] She tried to replace bobs's diner with one of her own shitty wikis & actually advertised invites to it, can you fucking believe that lol?

2013-01-24 [GlassCasket]: i know...i keep getting bombarded with bullshit invites to useless wiki pages that nobody cares aboot!

2013-01-24 [GlassCasket]: yes, aboot

2013-01-24 [Schlachter]: Aye laddy! Aboot!

2013-01-25 [Nekko fox]: A.A., eh?

2013-01-25 [GlassCasket]: yep

2013-01-25 [Schlachter]: Alcoholics Anonymous... ja? nein? vielleicht?

2013-01-25 [Schlachter]: Nothing to do with liking or not; you're abusing the system.
I feel it is unnecessary to report you since you've already got a cult of haters after you plus the fact that your track record works against you.
I think [Stephen] kind of wants to believe you deserved a second chance... don't push him to do something he doesn't want to & start apologizing to people so that the reports don't end up permanently banning you this time. Frankly, I doubt anyone will miss you... especially NOT the guards.

2013-01-25 [Morgoth]: First of all, I would like to point out that I have priv 49 and am therefore better and more powerful than you.

Secondly, kindly do not delete your comments. B's D has a comment based economy and it's like waving a cheeseburger in a starving African child's face to give us a comment and then take it away. And, much like with the African child, it'll just lead to you losing a finger and getting AIDS.

Thirdly, you're autistic, aren't you? Don't get me wrong, I think it's an autastic life choice, but take some meds before you log on. Like 15 Tylenol should do it.

2013-01-25 [GlassCasket]: oh so now you're suddenly something special because you have priv 79? Well guess what, so do i. EP isn't about privs and the only reason we would be watching one of your ridiculous wiki's would be to discredit it. You are a hard worker? Oh i am sorry i didn't know making wikis with no point was soooo difficult. I'll tell ya another thing too, people like him and mort are the only reason i even get on EP anymore so...go fuck yourself. Oh another thing...YOU don't keep elfpack running that is what [Stephen] does. You do not do anything of value here, you are useless and the ONLY reason people even tolerate you is because they feel sorry for you. I could go on for days at you but please don't make me, my fingers would cramp.

2013-01-25 [Schlachter]: [sammie h!] I have just written a report to have your privileges downgraded as you abuse them. Second, name me ONE wiki that is yours that I am watching? That's right... NONE. You just did a hit & send -- a.k.a. a spam run. Third, I am perfectly aware of the "X" next to the notification... I should NEVER have to use it. I explained why before, I will not do so again. Put some ears/eyes on next time. Fourth, about you being a hard worker... please... spamming may be work, but it is work against EP not for it. Much like robbing the bank. Fifth, you are not part of the crew nor are you affiliated with it. You speak from no authority; so can it about your fantasies of being crew! We don't actually drive the site downhill; YOU DO! The few members that come here (once in a while) come here to chat with specific people or share themselves to some extent literally & figuratively. They want REAL attention. When a creep like you ([sammie h!]) constantly feeds them spam & bullshit to join selfish wiki's that have none of their interests in mind, they tend to start thinking that Facebook & Myspace are not as bad as they thought. Look at most of the other dead wiki's on EP; they all died out from one form or another of spam or a harassing moderator (i.e.: yes, your kind). People are leaving [sammie h!], & if you keep up your attitude it will be just YOU & the guards... & even they will leave because they can't tolerate you.

2013-01-25 [GlassCasket]: +1

2013-01-25 [Schlachter]: Actually, that is very farfetched... you claim we're driving the site downhill?!? That is such a load of crap. Unlike you ([sammie h!]), we try to interest people... not spam them. & we certainly never deter their right to free speech by asking them to block or ignore others or by deleting their comments... even your obviously annoying ones that are meant to have no other purpose than to hinder normal operation of EP. Seriously, quit your political crap & start apologizing to those you've pissed off (you don't need to apologize to me if it makes you feel better). Obviously you like it here because if you did what you are doing now on Facebook or Myspace, you would be without a single friend or without an account.

2013-01-25 [GlassCasket]: by the way...you just got served!

2013-01-25 [Schlachter]: From yours truly, to [sammie h!]:

2013-01-25 [GlassCasket]: i second this motion.

2013-01-25 [Schlachter]: I third this motion. Tally ho! Where do I sign up?

2013-01-25 [Schlachter]: [Morgoth] Tylenol 15? If I didn't know any better, you're recommending "comfortably numb" before logging in?

2013-01-25 [Schlachter]: Please don't if you will continue to post spam. Though, bob's diner will always welcome everyone I believe... but it is up to [Morgoth] to make the comment, not me.
P.S.: Honestly, why even add that comment... none of us actually care whether you watch this wiki or not.

2013-01-25 [GlassCasket]: No one cares if you stop watching XD that was kinda the point of obliterating you.

2013-01-25 [Schlachter]: She's going to try to lie to herself that she never read any of this XD lol
Go figure... how the hell does she get by taking puffs of air knowing she's full of shit beats me...

Actually, scratch the "WOMEN" & replace it with [sammie h!]... most women are actually quite nice...
to fondle...
until the emotions kick in.

Run-on sentences, got to love them.

2013-01-25 [Cerulean Sins]: My dad would like that photo but it would be even better if it said Blonde Women :-) 

2013-01-26 [Schlachter]: [Cerulean Sins] Is the Blonde part coming from you... or your dad I wonder lol?
Plus what do you have against Blonde Women anyways... I mean, imagine, what if you were Blonde (oh God no, the atrocity...)...

2013-01-26 [Cerulean Sins]: [Schlachter] I am blonde and my dad likes to take the piss out of blondes because of the stereotype that follows the golden hair colour :-) 

2013-01-26 [Schlachter]: [Cerulean Sins] But what if your mother has blonde hair? I am assuming he doesn't lol... but I'm not too sure he's safe to make fun of the hair color if the mum has the natural wig... & even then chances are, almost all Scots have the blonde hair gene.

2013-01-26 [Cerulean Sins]: [Schlachter] Mum and wee brother have ginger hair, dad has brown hair but not much it cause he's bald with some hair around the sides if you know what i mean. I'm the only blonde in the family......well natural blonde hair.

2013-01-26 [Schlachter]: [Cerulean Sins] lol, why don't you dare him to make fun of gingers? You can always say he's just jealous because he has neither red nor blonde hair XD & they tend to be the unanimously desired hair colors of this day & age.

The stereotype against red-heads is way worst anyways lol. But he wouldn't dare I guess... your mum would have him I bet lol.

2013-01-26 [Cerulean Sins]: [Schlachter] Dad takes the micky out of gingers, blondes, women drivers.....pretty much anyone :-)

2013-01-26 [Schlachter]: [Cerulean Sins] lol, at least he's not leaving any one type of woman out. Does your mum have a say in it at all then :p?
What is there to not like about women? They are the complete opposite of men naturally...
Did you ever try to go all "psychologist" on him to see how he would react? lol

2013-01-27 [Cerulean Sins]: [Schlachter] Mum has gotten use to Dad's ways and knows it's all in good jest. I did once try and use psychology against Dad but he used the reverse psychology on me lol

2013-01-27 [Schlachter]: [Cerulean Sins] Not bad... not bad... there must be some way to get him to step on his own feet maybe?

2013-01-27 [GlassCasket]: WICKED PISSER!!!

2013-01-27 [Schlachter]: Like woah!

2013-01-27 [GlassCasket]: whoa whoa whoa whoa....too much b-a-n-a-n-a-s...

2013-01-27 [Cerulean Sins]: [Schlachter] Not really

2013-01-27 [Nekko fox]:

2013-01-27 [Schlachter]: [Cerulean Sins] He's that good is he? XD

2013-01-27 [Schlachter]: [Nekko fox] Why??? Oh why? What else could you possibly be?

2013-01-27 [Cerulean Sins]: [Schlachter] Oh yes :-)

2013-01-27 [Schlachter]: [Cerulean Sins] So if he starts hacking away at blondes, would your best bet be just to ignore? XD

2013-01-30 [sammie h!]:


it's true

2013-01-30 [GlassCasket]: [sammie h!] this is your final warning...I. will. destroy. you.

So stop, just stop.

2013-01-30 [sammie h!]:

2013-01-30 [GlassCasket]: I thought you stopped watching this page? Or did you just say that to get MORE attention. Because thats what you truly are, an attention whore. Someone who thrives on the attention of others be it negative or positive. I swear it is people like you that are the exact reason of why i do not enjoy being on this website like i used to. I have spent EIGHT YEARS here. I have put my entire being into this place, it quite literally changed my life. But then people like you come along, you spend a year or two here and think that the people owe you something. You are worthless, without worth, worth is what you have none of. You expect that because you did a few 'good deeds' that you should be on the council? The council runs this site, you are a nuisance who is attempting to shape it into what YOU want it to be. I don't care who you think you are but you are nothing to the rest of us. I don't even care if someone tells me i am wrong for saying all of this to you. Because i know i am not. I swear to all that is holy/unholy/whatever the fuck you believe in that if you EVER gain the ability to determine the future of this site, I. WILL. Leave.

Now, BOSOMS OR BEGONE WITH THEE!!!

2013-01-30 [sammie h!]: I did stop but then decided to watch again. :)

2013-01-30 [GlassCasket]: ...you cannot seriously think anyone on the planet believes that...

2013-01-30 @Not logged in user@: [@389] I think we need to do something about [@56098]... she is degrading the quality of garbage that gets posted here & encouraging members to leave (which is a serious threat I would think...).

2013-01-30 [Schlachter]: That @Not logged in user@ would be me.

2013-01-30 [sammie h!]: As I can tell, you have nothing better to do than that do you, pathetic, really pathetic

2013-01-30 [Schlachter]: [sammie h!] no actually I do. I have 3 full time jobs & nano-manage my day by the minutes. I find it rather pathetic that when I log in I find a ton of Backfisch fluids collecting up on a wiki that is supposed to either challenge my intellect or make me puke. Mainstream crap that you post here is not just revolting, it degrades the elitist economy here which is perpetuated by everyone here who makes a genuine relevant or perfectly irrelevant comment. So if you are going to troll us, do it well, or you will be creating an electronic desert here... just like everywhere else you come near. Why don't you busy yourself suckling your daughter & yourself as you both share the maturity in common.

2013-01-30 Schlatchters mum sucked me off: I agree with [@56098] what's the meaning to pick on her, what you getting out of it, a laugh, what you think she is goin to react to you, grow the fuck up you child, see that computer screen in front of you, smash your head through it, might knock some reality into ya.

2013-01-30 [sammie h!]: [Schlachter] you have been reported for wiki page Harrasment due to previous comments.

Have a good day. :)

2013-01-30 [Schlachter]: Hah! You didn't even have the guts to put a name. Coward. I don't reply to cowards. Go suck yourself imaginary Internet goats you wish to call peoples' mothers. My parents were both monogamous their whole lives. Doubt you could say the same. I am not picking on anyone in particular... I am getting fed up with being spammed. & you are currently spamming this wiki as well with your nonsense. But feel free to continue, you will get what is coming for you. I'll do a trace on your IP address on your next comment if you have the guts to even reply -- then once I get that, I'll be able to find your profile =D we'll see how you like trolling & how you support it after that.

2013-01-30 [Schlachter]: [sammie h!] Please! By all means, continue =D... keep spamming the guards, they will start loving you!
It also seems like you pose as an offline user to support yourself on wiki's that don't really seem to want you around =D. You poor thing.

2013-01-30 Schlatchters mum sucked me off: Yeah

2013-01-30 [Schlachter]: Using two different browsers. But you are right, you are too much of a simpleton to pull that one off... you probably have someone in your household comment from another computer.
For the record, the "anonymous" user is none other than [sammie h!].

2013-01-31 [GlassCasket]: Hahahahaha how can one individual be so stupid?

2013-01-31 Sammie's a bitch: how could anyone possibly use two webpages at once?

2013-01-31 [GlassCasket]: it's clearly an insurmountable task,

2013-01-31 Sammie's a bitch: Yes i don't think it could ever be done.

2013-01-31 [GlassCasket]: Obviously impossible.

2013-01-31 [GlassCasket]: [sammie h!] If you continue to be such a pest, please at least ATTEMPT to be good at it, otherwise i will be forced to EAT YOUR LIMBS!!!

2013-01-31 [Schlachter]: [GlassCasket] I think we should start trying to get her banned... honestly, she's scaring people off. She's pestered at least 4 people to leaving point... not including you & me... & [Morgoth] too, he's not commenting here anymore.

2013-01-31 [GlassCasket]: I agree. You make the petition and i will sign it.

2013-01-31 [Schlachter]: Petition to Ban sammie h!

2013-01-31 [Morgoth]: I miss [Morgoth]. :(

2013-01-31 [Morgoth]: He was the greatest meth dealer I've ever known...

2013-01-31 [Morgoth]: Incidentally, you wanna buy some meth?

2013-01-31 [Morgoth]: Also, you can't report people for wiki page harassment on Bob's Diner. It's pretty much an established rule on elfpack/elftown. Bob's Diner is a free-for-all kind of place.

2013-01-31 [Morgoth]: ALSO ALSO, SHUT YOUR GODDAMN WHORE MOUTH AND EAT THIS FUCKING METH SANDWICH.

*hands you a moth sandwich*

Deliveries go up top.

*returns to his bowl of ice cream*

2013-01-31 [Morgoth]: It's cold in here... *Mort shudders and contemplates exiting the bowl, but doesn't*

2013-01-31 [Schlachter]: How can someone miss themselves?

2013-01-31 [Morgoth]: Poor aim, mostly.

2013-01-31 [Schlachter]: I would like to buy some meth...

2013-01-31 [Morgoth]: Sure, sure! I'll get you some meth! *Mort inconspicuously taps the hidden microphone in his jacket*

Just to confirm, you would like to purchase some methamphetamine, correct? *shifts around nervously*

2013-01-31 [Schlachter]: Yes... some meth... *shifts around even more nervously*

2013-01-31 [GlassCasket]: There happens to be a password associated with your wiki, also...THIS IS A BUST!!!

2013-02-01 [Schlachter]: What wiki? You mean Petition to Ban sammie h!? Apparently, [Ringbearer] (note that he is the new wiki owner -- he stole it from me; stealing wikis is abuse of privileges) decided that it fell under the category of being an asshole (even though I did not defame or insult anyone, I simply requested action against someone who was obviously spamming & harassing beyond control & causing people to leave) & issued a "warning" to me (lol). Somehow, using my right to free speech to petition against abuse is being an asshole... while being an actual asshole isn't. Being a guard for ages is not an argument that you are right when you don't do your job properly.

I've notified [Stephen] on this for more clarification (since he's in charge, he decides what the interpretation of asshole means in the end) but I think he will take [Ringbearer]'s stance as they are good friends; plus that is how Elfpack has ALWAYS operated -- which is what has led it to what we see today: an electronic desert.

So it seems ladies, gentlemen, creatures & aliens... bob's diner is the last fucking bastion of true free speech on Elfpack. This is where I will stay & live. My gears & cogs don't whir outside of that scope.

Now about that meth...

2013-02-01 [sammie h!]: What is an Asshole?

1) Harasses Other Members

c Creating a house/wiki to insult members

2013-02-01 [Stephen]: I really don't care what you guys say to one another on this wiki, unless Mort himself says to stop, since he's the owner of this page. I don't even read the backlogged comments. :P


I'll talk about Guard-related things in PMs.

2013-02-01 [Schlachter]: [Stephen] lol if he wants me to stop, I won't ask any questions... I'll be gone.
As for the guard stuff, I just gave the rest of the world a breakdown on the case. It seems they were left in the dark which to me is HIGHLY unprofessional coming from a guard. We ALL made reports about the same thing. It was a group issue. I'm not using this in any way as an indirect report mind you. So this is not a "Guard-relating thing".

[sammie h!] Neither did I, nor did anyone insult you with that wiki. Good luck defending that argument.

2013-02-01 [sammie h!]: I'm not trying to defend it at all lol, I'm just saying what I think it may be. :)

2013-02-01 [Stephen]: [Schlachter], the big thing is Guards are traditionally not supposed to speak of Guard-related topics in public. We're not even supposed to tell a member when we handle a report they file, what we did, or anything else. Which I nearly always do, at least to say the report was handled, thank the member for reporting and remind them to always feel free to report/block people and have a good time on site. xD


This system has been in place for years though, and it takes a long time to change a system that's been up for ten years. :P

2013-02-01 [Morgoth]: Bob's Diner is outside of all of Elfpack's rules. Same way with Elftown's B's D. We don't negotiate with terrorists.

Now, someone post some hardcore porn. *cooks himself up a batch of meth in the microwave*

2013-02-01 [Schlachter]: [sammie h!] If you truly believe it was insulting I WILL give you a formal public apology. But you will end up living with it... not me...

[Stephen] No, that is correct though. Private reports are different from group reports -- which was the whole idea behind a petition. A single report is not convincing enough to demonstrate that there was irritating behavior. In fact, it would make no sense to make a single report because this was not a case where someone in particular was targeted... a group of people were in fact.

That is Newton's Third Law of motion. Changing the system will neither happen overnight... nor should it. We should give everyone time to catch up & wake up.

[Morgoth] WHERE THE FUCK IS MY METH!?!

2013-02-01 [Stephen]: Psh, you post child porn here and I'll ban your ass without a second thought. :3

Past that, do whatever you want.

2013-02-01 [Morgoth]: Aww... what's the point then...? *kicks a can and sulks*

2013-02-01 [Schlachter]: Seriously... child porn???
Why even contemplate it o.O' they are babies... there is nothing THERE to be attracted to. Stop your sulking & fix me some meth.
* laughs off to watching babies & cute things getting stomped & gored *

2013-02-02 [Nekko fox]: I could always post cub porn because I'm a fur fag, but that's as hardcore as it's gonna get. Cartoons.

Speaking of cartoons, where the fuck is Schlacter's meth?

2013-02-02 [Schlachter]: Exactly, I'm itching a third skin off here...

2013-02-02 [Morgoth]: *hands Schlachy some heroine*

There, take your crack!

2013-02-02 [Schlachter]: That's not meth... I WANT METH!!!
* injects heroin in eyeball to make it twitchy-looking & angry *

Crack? Where?

2013-02-02 [---Blind Spot---]: suck my dick you fucks

2013-02-02 [Stephen]: Now, that's not very friendly. xD

2013-02-02 [Schlachter]: [---Blind Spot---]: grow one... then after you think you did, shave off your public hair to make sure you don't mistake it for one. Then after you've figured out you wish to be of the male gender... try advertising yourself in a more friendly way as [Stephen] has proposed; then maybe you will get some attention from those here who are into that -- but be sure to keep it private right, we don't want to hear of your fantasies... [Morgoth] might though... but that's just him.

Oh, & if you intended to offend... well sorry, but the crowd here isn't really offend-able. & don't try that elsewhere, [Stephen] doesn't like that stuff to propagate outside of bob's diner.

2013-02-02 [sammie h!]: Well said. (:

2013-02-02 [Morgoth]: fuck my sick you ducks

2013-02-02 [sammie h!]: Ha ha, I was waiting for you to pop up. (:

2013-02-02 [GlassCasket]: [sammie h!] nobody likes you, go away.

2013-02-02 [Morgoth]: I much prefer sammie m!

You wouldn't believe the rack on her. You can store spices in that shit.

2013-02-02 [sammie h!]: Ha ha x

2013-02-03 [Nekko fox]: Hey, Sammie M may have a rack, but at least Samy Q can cook.

2013-02-03 [GlassCasket]: Hey, Samy Q might be able to cook but Sammie H can spam like no other.

2013-02-03 [Nekko fox]: funny, Sam-eh Ehch likes to eat spam.

2013-02-03 [Schlachter]: funny, last I checked I HAD NO FUCKING METH!!!

2013-02-03 [GlassCasket]: Just poop in a bag and breath into it rapidly, you'll be fine! :D

2013-02-03 [Schlachter]: * starts bawling *

2013-02-03 [Morgoth]: *Mort walks in, casually chewing some meth*

Oh hey, what's up guys?

2013-02-03 [Stephen]: I suddenly want a Sprite.

... but it's 5:30 in the morning. Damn stores.

2013-02-03 [Nekko fox]: Try Walmart.

they have Meth.

2013-02-03 [Stephen]: Psh.

Keep your Meth.

2013-02-03 [Schlachter]: [Stephen] you know you want some...

I NEVER GET ANY! * bawls some more *

2013-02-07 [---Blind Spot---]: -finishes a bong hit and looks up at everyone then coughs alittle bit letting alittle smoke out-

2013-02-07 [---Blind Spot---]: -lets my toke go and coughs profusly,tears begin forming in my eyes as i cough a mighty death cough then i stop. wiping my mouth i reagain my composure trying not to show my bloodshot eye and goofy ass smile with my hand-

2013-02-07 [Schlachter]: I'll have some of whatever you're smoking...

2013-02-07 [GlassCasket]: [Vagina Bob] does not approve.

2013-02-07 [Schlachter]: But who is vagina bob?

2013-02-07 [GlassCasket]: He is everything...and nothing!!!

2013-02-07 [Schlachter]: *gears whir up to full speed, over-whir, start melting & then explode; mini-SCV's show up & start patching up the mess to reconstruct a [Schlachter]*
...change the "and" to an "or" please...
unless everything is nothing, in which case the pointer to [Vagina Bob] could not exi...
*gears lock up & system shuts down*
Goddamn watchdogs!!!
*starts barking back at them in ASCII because binary would be too retro*

2013-02-08 [Morgoth]: Or an and/or.

2013-02-08 [GlassCasket]: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SHRIMP?!?!?

2013-02-08 [Schlachter]: That would be a tautology. Please Mr. Casket, your shrimp is in Castle Shrimp.

2013-02-08 [GlassCasket]: O.o How does one get to Castle Shrimp? And what dangers might i face along my way???

2013-02-08 [Schlachter]: Castle Shrimp is on the top of the Old Counts' mountain. You go to the right, then to the left, then around the windy road & when it ends, brace the side of the cliff to reach the other side of the precipice. Then you will see, high up, the way to Castle Shrimp with the castle hidden in clouds shaped like shrimps. Along the way, there are various distractions... do not lose sight of the castle at any moment or you will be devoured by prostitutes & end up shrimp sauce or dip. Count Shrimp himself designed the road for shrimps. So not being one, you must be weary. Know what your shrimp looks like. The entry is wide & large to the castle, & it is always raining there no matter what... salt water. You must never mention you are thirsty no matter how salty the food is, & never request sauce or dip & not eat it either even if offered.

2013-02-08 [GlassCasket]: Can i bring a friend?? O.o

2013-02-08 [Schlachter]: Sure, why not? Just poke holes in the bag you take them in if you decide to take them by force.

2013-02-22 [I Dream of Love]: Good morning Bob's dinner

2013-02-22 [Nekko fox]: The first rule of Tautology Club is the first rule of Tautology Club.

2013-02-22 [Schlachter]: Tautology Club?

THIS IS BOB'S DINER!!!

2013-03-20 [sammie h!]: AHH a rat

2013-03-21 [Nekko fox]: That insect hasn't paid his flying bill!

*the bug drops out of the air*

2013-03-21 [sammie h!]: lol. :)

2013-03-21 [GlassCasket]: He shall make a fine stew!

2013-03-21 [sammie h!]: a fiery one, lets add the rat for an extra flavor.!

2013-03-21 [Nekko fox]: No, the rat is obviously the cook. God, Sammie, get your diners straight!

2013-03-21 [sammie h!]: lol, let me think, so his tail stirs the stew????

2013-03-21 [Nekko fox]: Of course not, he'd scald himself and we can't afford to pay for his medical bills. Or pay him at all, in fact. No, we fashioned a small spoon out of a toothpick and a quarter taped to it.

2013-03-21 [Schlachter]: I think everyone should jump into the soup this time... no more failed promises! I want a good Goddamn stew!!!
No medical bills to pay there... you all are the antidote.

2013-03-22 [GlassCasket]: The antidote to what though? O.o

2013-03-22 [Schlachter]: To your existences of course! Oh look! A UNICORN! Be sure to put that in the stew as well... I want it EXTRA frothy & horny.

2013-03-22 [Nekko fox]: To the Fever.

2013-03-22 [Nekko fox]: Duh.

2013-03-22 [Schlachter]: Oh right... yes... the fever... why didn't I think of that :(

2013-03-22 [Nekko fox]: Because you were blinded by GC's questions. Now get in the soup.

2013-03-22 [Schlachter]: But I am naturally blind to caskets!
FINE!
* dives in *
Oooh a sea urchin! This soup goes quite deep... you might want to come have a look yourself...
* starts swimming towards the depths *

2013-03-22 [Nekko fox]: I'll bring my swimsuit.

2013-03-22 [Schlachter]: You need a dude on shore to pump air for you in there, right? Hold on, let me get out of the soup...

2013-03-22 [Nekko fox]: Nah, it's been upgraded to be self-regulating. With the help of someone on shore.

Get out of the soup.

2013-03-22 [Schlachter]: I guess I just upgraded it... I will start pumping... remember to pull twice when you want to go up again... do get too caught up with the mermaids down there. With a bathing suit that sexy you are bound to get a lot of attention to yourself. There are two Russian spies down there... your mission:
Grab the Vodka & get as far away from them as possible... once you are safely out of distance, you will find a rocket waiting for you in Hangar 13. Hangar 14 will take you to Atlantis & you will be sodomized because that swimming suit is too sexy for the Atlantean Gods. The rocket will take you to the moon. All of this will happen in the pot. Once you are on the moon, look for a shiny thing on the surface & stab it in your eye. You will be upgraded to [Nekko Fox 2.0] & will have laser eyeballs to shoot the Russians who should now be directly behind you at this point. You will have exactly 5.35632332111 seconds from that point on to exit the pot before boiling point & no return will be possible. Is this ABSOLUTELY unclear?

2013-03-23 [Nekko fox]: ...

Maybe, unless perhaps it isn't because it should be but it could with time if I gave it half an afterthought.

2013-03-23 [Schlachter]: Full steam ahead I'll take that as a YES!!!

ROCKING LIKE A HURRICANE! Now get me that Vodka & stop wasting time... there are alcoholics here whose livers need destroying. Hup hup!

2013-03-23 [Nekko fox]: *Dives into the soup, submerges, and slowly begins the slow process of being crushed by many atmospheres of pressure*

2013-03-23 [Schlachter]: * Starts pumping faster *
I need more drugs... * injects self with heroin, & starts pumping like a mad man on heroin * DU VILL NOT DIE NEKKO!!! HANG IN ZERE!!!

2013-03-24 [GlassCasket]: GC in the hoooouuuussseeee!!! *rips shirt to reveal rippling fat rolls* RAAAHHHH!!!

2013-03-24 [Schlachter]: Great!!! Zis iz gut! Uze doze fat rolls to pump will ja? I'm going down after ze Nekko...
* takes up all the cocaine & dives into the now bubbling soup *

2013-03-24 [GlassCasket]: *begins masturbating*

2013-03-24 [Schlachter]: * [Schlachter] angel pops up on [GlassCasket]'s shoulder *
I don't think Nekko can breathe that stuff, you should be a good man & masturbate the pump instead...

* [Schlachter] devil shows up with pretty porno pictures of sexy looking Nekko... with fur *

2013-03-24 [GlassCasket]: *eats both of the random apparitions and takes a long walk on a beach to reflect on his life*

2013-03-24 [Schlachter]: JUMP BY YOUR VILL OR BE TAKEN BY FORSS, ALL GET YOU EIDER VEY!!!

* a bunch of demons from the soup crawl out from the beach & drag [GlassCasket] into the pot *

2013-03-24 [Nekko fox]: *returns from the bottom of the pot to find the room swarming with Schlachter Devil's, pornography involving him, a beach, GC consuming ectoplasmic entities, and drugs...dear god, so many drugs. Nekko is also one tenth his original size*

Unt vere ess zee German Army, Herr Schlachter?

2013-03-24 [Schlachter]: * All [Schlachter]'s look up to Nekko, bewildered & with apparent traces of cocaine under their noses *
I... I... zink I levt zem i der suppe... Scheisse verdammt...
* all go back down into the soup to get more cocaine *
* Hilter followed by the Red Baron & many SS capped individuals all dressed in trench coats armed to the teeth start jumping out of the pot to form a battalion *
* [Schlachter] comes out well done 2 hours later as the half-German half-Indian Henneke von Rambo that was only heard of in movies *
NEKKO! DAS ARMEE IST READY!!! VE NEED BODY BAGZ JA?
* an large ectoplasmic [Schlachter] shows up with a turban & no lower body -- looking like some Djinn from the East -- sweeping the skies looking for signs of threats *
ACHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-TUNGE! WIR IHNEN GETOTET!!!

... it looks like bob's diner is once again home for some ethnic cleansing *sigh*

2013-03-24 [GlassCasket]: ich liebe deiner mutti im bett ;)